Dear Owner / Manager of New Restaurant Nearby:
Do not put a banner across the front of your restaurant announcing that you are now open if the highly visible playscape next to your patio is not in fact open yet.
Sincerely,
May Never Be a Customer After All
Fortunately, the same shopping center in Tony Enclave We Don’t Live In has another restaurant with a bigger playscape attached, so all was not lost. I could hardly blame Zeb for getting upset when I encouraged him in his exitement about the playscape, only to inform him once we got close that he couldn’t play there after all.
